Usagi Tsukino, the crybaby, poor study, bad girl of movement in the clunker.
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"Yeah, alcoholism sure is a hoot!"
—Crow T. Robot,Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Giant Gila Monster

The thing that bugs me is without the drinking? I was actually regaining my appreciation of Hazel. There was poignancy involved, and a sense of growth, however slow. She was still essentially selfish and afraid of anything resembling change, but that was beginning to add to her character arc again.

Plus the fish thing was fun.

But, from zero to Kegstand. The joke’s good, but my interest in Hazel’s continued story took a fast nosedive. Here’s hoping this is just a one-off and not an excuse to have Hazel’s alcohol-fueled hijinks return.

Man, I should just dedicate this thing to Girls with Slingshots and be done with it.